7_29-Kel: I've got moves you've never even seen.

 

7_29-Jo: Just before it started storming this evening, the sky was particularly lovely. Cats & Dogs!

7_28-Jo: Offroading on the Shunga Trail is super intense!!!!!

7_28-Kel: Apparently one of the perks when you're the President of the United States is that you get to drive the wrong way down First Avenue.

 

7_27-Kel: So, we're just a couple of white people? I guess. Oh. So...you wanna go to the Gap?

 

7_26-Kel: Somebody's got a case of the Monday's - KJ style. This is my way of dealing with work stress - not going.

 

7_25-Kel: A carry-over from Saturday - but I'm pretty sure you don't mind. Achy Breaky Heart much?

 

7_24-Kel: You got mud on yo' face, you big disgrace, kickin' your fanny all over the place.

 

7_23-Kel: Does the fact I'm using a stock photo for Friday explain anything about how I felt all day?

 

7_22-Kel: Oh Blockheads - your margaritas are such con artists - appear to be oh so right...and inevitably cause so much wrong...

 

7_27-Jo: In the past week, Wendy has walked in on TWO of our male co-workers...let's just say she doesn't want a repeat performance.

7_26-Jo: This movie, which I thought would be just a silly period piece, made me bawl like a big fat baby. Going to recover by mowing the yard. *sob*

7_25-Jo: My nephew, Mr. B., is rather creative. Post power washer pick-up. Thanks, Mr. B's parents!

7_24-Jo: SK's first painting experience was a great success. Consider the ceiling...painted.

7_23-Jo: For the past hour or so I've decided to waste some time by attempting to design a KPR T-Shirt. We're actually getting T-Shirts!

7_22-Jo: While in this pyramid scenario, Todd says 'eff it, you're on your own,' fortunately Ryan chose to save the falling damsel.

7_21-Kel: Another victory for Chucking Dueces. "You want some of this?" No. You don't. Because we'll beat you.

 

7_21-Jo: Yep, this is exactly what I'd do when the big boss's boss makes a speech for staff...whip out the ol' iPhone and post tool pix on Facebook.

7_20-Kel: The world's bitchiest and most unsuccessful bench evidently resides at 777 3rd Avenue.

 

7_20-Jo: Nantucket Drive. I just met with my realtor...and she suggested I paint my house this color...yuck. Any suggestions?

7_19-Kel: It was at this point on my run last night (sans metrocard, wallet, & money) that I realized I really had to pee.

 

7_19-Jo: Yah, Twitter, 'something IS technically wrong'...with your FACE (interface for changing profile designs). Trash talking Twitter.

7_18-Jo: The before and after in real time of my strip and paint around the front door. Gotta sell this b#@ch!

7_18-Kel: Oh really?!?! Thanks for the clarification Captain Obvious Pat Sajak.

 

7_17-Kel: Van-watching in Astoria during the film-shoot. Apparently my roommate can be rented for $19.95/day. Well, plus mileage (?!) and fees.

 

7_16-Kel: And the final reveal...new paint, new sheets, new blinds!!! "If you build it...they will come..." take that as you please. ;-)

 

7_15-Kel: Chaotic relocation of furniture takes place Thursday night in prep for the big renovations on my Friday off. My bed is freaking heavy!

 

7_17-Jo: The Farmers' Market smelled of lilies this morning...mmmm...the tomaters and basil were de-lish.

7_16-Jo: Wendy interacting with the art during our Major Donor/Underwriter Event at the Arts Center.

7_15-Jo: While the boss and I were out schwag-awaying during the Downtown Sidewalk Sale got serenaded by Billy Ebeling and the Late for Dinner Band.

7_14-Kel: Ladies and Gentlemen...I present to you....Chucking Deuces!!!!! And tonight we put a gigantic tally in the win column.

 

7_14-Jo: This is the stromboli I stole from the pizza buffet. That's right...I literally shoved it into my purse when the staff was in back.

7_13-Kel: “I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.”